| ....the term "gettin hitched" doesn't make you think of getting married. |
| ....you park on your pad rather than live in it. |
| ....if you wake up in the morning and ask yourself, "Where are we?" |
| ....your an adult and you still have to have quiet time. |
| ....you take up 8 parking spaces when you park at Wal-mart |
| ....your deck is built from indoor/out door carpet |
| ....being overweight is a safety issue instead of a health issue. |
| ....you have two sets of everything, you might be an RVer. |
| ....your license plate frame reads... "home is where you park it" |
| ....your picture window is a windshield |
| ....you get your replacement light bulbs at an auto supply |
| ....you think "GVWR" means Great Vacation While Roaming. |
| ....you think a "Fifth Wheel" is your spare tire. |
| ....you always take the scenic route instead of the fastest |
| ....you ask the real estate agent about restrictive covenants |
| ....you take your kids out of school to go camping. |
| ....your "house" has a carbon monoxide detector in it. |
| ....your only hobby is tinkering with your MOHO. |
| ....you lift up on the handle before opening a drawer |
| ....you enjoy slides, and not the ones in the park |
| ....you spend all winter collecting things for the RV |
| ....you no longer make fun of rednecks |
| ....the first thing you check out after a storm is for damage to the RV! |
| ....you owe more money on your RV, than your home |
| ....you're not a boyscout, but still go to jamboree's |
| ....your kids NEVER ask "RV there yet? |
| ....when you get tired of the neighbors you move in one day. |
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