| ... your favorite reading material is a road atlas or campground directory. |
| ... you are fond of "toads" especially their towbars. |
| ... you would rather dump the holding tank than take out the trash. |
| ... you use the term "slide-out" for your RV instead of a drawer. |
| ... your favorite tv program is through your rear view camera. |
| ... your rv is two-feet shorter than your neighbor and you are envious. |
| ... your basement is waist-level. |
| ... you use the term "cool" for being under the roof air conditioner. |
| ... your coffee-table doubles for a dining room table. |
| ... happy hour starts whenever you get to wherever you stop for the night. |
| ... you collect quarters for the laundry instead of a coin collection. |
| ... your favorite road sign is the one welcoming you to the next state. |
| ... you think being "on the straight and level" is a good parking place. |
| ... you understand the term "boondocking". |
| ... the term "all the amenities" refers to full hook-ups. |
| ... you can't decide whether to shop at Wall-Mart or Camp there !!! |
| ... your primary concern when shopping for your next truck is it's GCWR. |
| ... you know what GCWR stands for. |
| ... you refer to your truck as "my tow vehicle". |
| ... the wife says "You love that RV more than Me!" Was there any doubt? |
| ... you always do a "walkaround" your vehicle before driving away. |
... you keep back issues of "Highways" "Motorhome", "Trailer Life", etc.
for reference material. |
| ... you prefer shopping at Camping World instead of Walmart. |
| ... you sit in your rig reading the morning paper. |
| ... your favorite movie is the long long trailer. |
| ... all of a sudden like country music. When the heck did that happen? |
| ... your favorite song is "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson! |
| ... your other favorite song is "King of the Road". |